Boogilywoo, 38

Why hello there! My name is Ben.

I took police foundations in college (which I feel was a colossal waste of time) and hope to soon have a job either in policing, or doing some sort of high-end security in the private sector. Id also be quite happy entering the high speed field of male stripping.

I love chicken wings.

I like to work out, hang out with friends at a pub, or just chill out and play some XBox. I like to think of myself as fairly casual and low key.

Ive recently returned from a tour in Afghanistan with the army. It was a different experience. And by different, I mean that whole country sort of smells like poop.

Im not really too big into the clubbing dancing thing. Mostly because Im 600% white and when I dance it looks like Im having a seizure. Or that Im gay. I get a surprising amount of gay dudes hitting on me at clubs. Maybe Im just going to the wrong clubs. I really went off on a tangent here.

I dont really feel like writing anymore here, and you cant make me, so Im going to stop.

PS.

I hate filling these things out. Im so bad at them. They always come out sounding corny or like Im filling out a job aplication or something lame. Damn you self description!