Cotterbot, 37

I'm an odd little number. I don't take much seriously and when you're around me you shouldn't either.

My humor would have to be the focal point of my existence. I have a very sarcastic and witty sense of humour, I make A LOT of smart --- remarks and I especially like puns.

It makes me smile when I say a joke and the first reply I get is "You're such a dork."

Spare time, I enjoy playing Video and board games or a few rounds of pool. I also like walking around town looking at houses and seeing how well fortified they are against velociraptor attacks.

I can make a plate of perfect scrambled eggs in less than 3 minutes.

I am a very trusting, optimistic, open and affectionate person.

I enjoy having "everything you can do I can do better" competitions.

Even if you win any competition or argument we have, I'll still be happy because I just enjoy debating
I'll still fight you to the death to win though.

Musical taste is all over the place, but generally I like Alternative Rock, Punk, Metal and Ska.

The only requirement I have in a girl would have to be that they're able to put up with my video game addiction.

I'd like a girl whose humor is just as crude and horrible as mine.

I have a thing for the French and the Irish.

I tend to get along with girls who aren't so much the girly girl type. The kind that are more of "One of the guys" in her circle of friends.

I'd like someone who will invite me to the activities and pass times they like to do.

Someone who doesn't mind staying in to watch movies or tv or play video games for a night.

A girl who can make fun of me and be able to take a joke themselves. Witty with a sharp tongue is a fairly good turn on for me.

Finally the last one I can think of, someone I can just be around and feel like myself, not like I have to hold back my words at all.

Don't be afraid to message me, long as you hold up to your end of the conversation I can be really nice to talk to.