Rachxo, 33

looking for a Jim to my Pam. My name is Rachel, and I love life.
I have dark brown hair and blue/green eyes.
My body is best described as curvy.... I’m not fat or stick skinny and I'm very comfortable in my own skin.
Shopping is my passion; I’m the best bargain hunter!
I can’t live without family, friends, my pets and music.
To get a taste of what my sense of humour is, my favourite TV show is The Office. Marrying John Krasinski would make my dreams come true.
Unlike most women my age, the entire cast of Twilight is NOT on my to do list.
I can proudly say that I've watched 5 whole minutes of Jersey Shore and didn't enjoy one second of it.
I'm single and looking for a nice guy with:

-a good sense of humour

-some brains in his head

-loyalty

-good work ethic

-a love of animals (A MUST) and his family

-no hardcore drugs please!

-love tattoos and piercings, but its not a must!

-NOT A PERV!

When it comes to looks, I'm not all that picky. The only stipulations would be someone not incredibly skinny but not morbidly obese. I don't want to feel like I'd crush the poor guy! Also I love nice eyes, tallness... and usually go for brunettes.

I want someone who will keep me safe & happy, is that too much to ask?